I am having my human assistant set up my blog and guestbook. After starring in her video for the Alaska book (Midnight
Sun, Arctic Moon), I figure that she owes me one. Don't you agree? After all, I was darn cute pulling the Barbie sled,
if I do say so myself. Like all divas, I like a LOT of attention, and I deserve it because I am so adorable. So here's
the deal. My human, Mary Albanese, is always spending a lot of time on the computer. She's a writer and she says
it's her job. But really now, I ask you. Which one is cuter -- a boxy computer or adorable little old me? It is
hardly a fair question, so why does my silly human spend all that time with the box?
I've come up with
a plan. I figure that if I have my own web site, which of course my human will manage for me, if she gets some nice messages about
how cute I am, then she can read them to me. You can send me messages at my guest book at the bottom of this page. Or
you can write to my secretary at: WriterDrMary@aol.com My human likes reading and writing and all that stuff, so I am sure that she will be able to handle my mail and share it
with me. Then, at least when she's on that silly computer, it will be fun for me, too. Like I always say, a good human
companion is not born, they must be properly trained. You might not be able to change your human, but you can encourage
their behavior to be more fun.
Now if only I can convince her to get me off of that diet!